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Old life. New Style 4: MoveSeven days. Seven days has it been since he changed. Two days of unconsciousness. Two days of relearning how to walk and run on his new legs. Three days of relearning how to fight. He wants to leave the cave. He wants to keep moving. He wants to find Zhass-Ulum. So do I.   
“But where are we going to go” I asked him.  “Southwest of course, isn´t that where the elven city was?” he said, looking at me as if it was obvious.  I wasn´t so sure, considering his current condition.  He guessed what I was thinking about.  “Hey, what do you take me for? There´s no way I´ll let t Old life. New Style 4: Move
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The Placer - part 2Chapter 2: 1st encounter of the 1st kind   
 
Humanity... That´s what they call themselves. A race of many talents. Unfortunately, it seems their main talent is in hurting each other. They do have several positive talents as well. They make, as they call them, music, movies and art.  
 
I have been in existence for a long time. A very long time. I created the world the humans take for granted. I created a previous one as well. I was still young back then. I had never done it before and most of the things that happened happened by accident.  
The Gurglunn, as the closest equivalent in the English language for The Placer - part 2
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The PlacerChapter 1: Creation   
 
In the beginning, there was nothing. Oblivion, an emptiness, a void.  Time didn´t exist, there was nothing to measure it with and nothing to compare it to.  How long this emptiness lasted, nobody knows. There was nobody there to be asked.   
But it was not to last forever. A consciousness was formed. The consciousness didn´t have a body and was primitive, barely able to realize it´s own existence.   
Time had gained a meaning in the void. The consciousness had a measure of time, although primitive. Slowly, painfully slowly, it evolved, learning to learn, feel The Placer
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Luhkazti: POVMy mind has been filled with questions these past days. Ten days ago, I fell into a small ravine, twisting my ankle in the fall, and a cave, where I found a small metal trinket. The next day, I opened the trinket and saw some kind of creature etched on the inside of the lid, a creature I have never seen and never even heard of.  
I decide to take it to see a friend of mine, a coyote Shadowmancer named Anthrax, who I´d met many seasons ago during a freezing storm in the Cold Time. I had hoped that he would know what the trinket, and moreso, the creature, was. But he could only tell me that the trinket was ancient, countless seasons o Luhkazti: POV
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I screwed up 45% of my teenage life

Sat Jun 27, 2009, 12:15 AM
I have....

[] Gotten kissed.
[] Gotten a phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test. ( Never got caught! )
Total So Far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total So Far: 4

[] Got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school.
[] Text people during class. ( I was before the cell phone age! )
[] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.
Total So Far: 6

[x] Been in a fight at school, fist or verbal.
[] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours.
[] Skipped a class period.
Total So Far: 8

[] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code. (We don´t have a dress code at my school.)
[x] Failed a class.
[] Ate food during class.
Total So Far: 10

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
[x] Cursed during class/school. (Now and then, but not even close to as much as the rest of my peers)
Total So Far: 13

[] Faked your parents signature.
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at your teacher.
[] Copied homework.
[] Got in trouble with the principal/the vice principal. (I always tried to stay away from trouble)
Total So Far: 15

Multiply by 3

Post as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life"


(Wow! Only 45%? I thought I screwed up more...)

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  • Mood: Dumbfounded
  • Listening to: Children of Bodom - In Your Face
  • Reading: Blue Uncia´s webcomic Stuff of Legend
  • Watching: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Breakfast
  • Drinking: 7UP

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  • Current Residence: Parainen, Finland
  • Print preference: Say what?
  • Interests: Furry, music (singing, not playing), games, fantasy litterature
  • Favourite movie: Too many to choose from
  • Favourite band or musician: Lordi and Thunderstone (both Finnish)
  • Favourite genre of music: None, really... Rock, maybe?
  • Favourite artist: Many of them share 1st place
  • Favourite poet or writer: Brian Jacques
  • Operating System: Windows 2000 Professional
  • MP3 player of choice: Ain´t gots none.
  • Shell of choice: Ah tol´ ya. Ain´t gots none.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Larocha by MaxBlackRabbit
  • Skin of choice: Uh... human flesh. Come on, it´s not like I´ll skin someone and take it.
  • Favourite game: Max Payne
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: None, too many to choose from
  • Personal Quote: Anything is possible. It´s just a matter of how and when.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, eraser, ruler, the occasional piece of paper.

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=Diabla069:iconDiabla069: May 29, 2009, 1:12:33 PM
thanks for the :+fav: on chapter one of Love Bitten.

i'm going to have to read ur first chapter this weekend, been busy busy busy!

i really can't wait to read ur writing style :)

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Life isn't always rainbows and butterflies, so :stfu: about it!
~Schazmen:iconSchazmen: May 31, 2009, 3:32:21 AM
No problem, I´ll get to reading the others soon.

So have I, dude... So have I...

I have several actually. They don´t vary much, but a little, I think.

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Anything is possible. It´s just a matter of how and when.

MY AVATAR IS A BLINKING DRAGON´S EYE!!!
=Diabla069:iconDiabla069: May 31, 2009, 12:51:23 PM
well i loved ur writing style :)

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Life isn't always rainbows and butterflies, so :stfu: about it!
~Schazmen:iconSchazmen: May 31, 2009, 1:54:09 PM
Heh, thanks!

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Anything is possible. It´s just a matter of how and when.

MY AVATAR IS A BLINKING DRAGON´S EYE!!!
=Diabla069:iconDiabla069: Jun 1, 2009, 9:29:27 AM
np

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Life isn't always rainbows and butterflies, so :stfu: about it!
=Eggplantm:iconEggplantm: May 26, 2009, 5:50:34 AM
thanks for the watch!

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~LigerPhoenix:iconLigerPhoenix: May 24, 2009, 6:03:01 PM
thanks for the fav! :)

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